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THE VIDEO BY MY GOOD FRIEND, FREDDY THE MARTIAN, HAS CAME OUT. Watch it here! (WARNING: It might rot your brain.)
The audio is like "POV: When I see you discovered this page."
Hmmm... What article I should make next? Oh yeah! *makes another article*
Strabby but it's eating Chicken Nuggets[]
Strabby but it's eating Chicken Nuggets is a perfectly normal snak with nothing special about it - apart from its taste for meat, which includes but is not limited to chicken (poltury), grumpuses, porkchop, humans, and other snax (even though they're made of snakmatter).
Everything about it[]
A strabby that mutated. It loves to eat meat/poultry from other living things. It also was once seen swallowing a cheery alive. It also loves to watch videos about custom scenarios in the game Plague Inc.: Evolved. It's easy to catch, but whatever you do, DON'T TRY TO FEED IT TO ANOTHER GRUMPUS! It'll eat them instead! By the way, did you know it's 4x bigger than a normal strabby? You can also- Wait, what are you doing here? Uhhh, this isn't what it seems like, pal! D-don't worry... Heh... Ummm... What's your favorite Strabby variant?
By the way, do you like toy trains? I got a picture of a toy train for you. :]
Strabby but eating Chicken Nuggets loves eating chicken... and grumpuses... and candy...
So I have a friend named Freddy. They're a Martian. They sent me this Morse Code message on Zello and Discord. Can you decode it?
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4️⃣ --- -- --. / - .... . / ... --.- ..- .. -.. / .. ... / --- -. / -- -.-- / ..-. .- -.-. . / -. --- .--
Quid est responsum ad ultimam quaestionem vitae, universi et existentiae? | XLII |
Cur hoc legis? | Nescio |
Quis est optimus amicus Freddy? | Ensign Darren |
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